H I   T H E R E !

... and welcome to alvinleong.info!

First, a quick intro. My name is Leong Ping Alvin. Going by my Chinese name, many people mistake me for a female ... thanx a lot, mom! I hope it's clear enough, from the picture on your right, that this is absolutely not true.

... right?

Now, if you must know when this website was last updated, move your mouse (the computer gadget, not the animal) carefully over your left nipple. Please note ... it has to be your left nipple, not Jonathan's, Ahmad's, or Sundram's. (My heart, of course, goes out to you if your left nipple is missing, not in place, or amply disfigured.) Your left nipple.

And if you have any energy left after all this reading -- and searching for that wretched nipple -- do sign my guestbook. I've made some nice friends from the messages I've received. And I'd sure love to make some more.

Thanx heaps for dropping by. God bless!